Sweded!!!

Went to go see Be Kind Rewind tonight. It was actually not a bad movie, up until the end. It is a feel-good movie, but funny nonetheless. Not a thinking kinda movie, but a well executed concept. Mos Def completely makes the film, and he betters his performance from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy!!
More bad retail news...Bath and Body Works and Vicky's Secret is down double digits. That's actually ok though, compared to Sears/KMart who were down 47%!!! That's F-O-R-T-Y S-E-V-E-N PERCENTO'S!! Now THAT'S Madness!! Actually that's NOTHING compared to CIBC's $1.4 Billion Loss!! (here's where you do your Doctor Evil pose with your pinky in your mouth!) That's $1.4 BILLION DOLLARS! Muah ha ha ha ha!!!
You can put lipstick on a pig..... but it's still going to clog your arteries and didn't you watch Supersize Me yet?? It's ok, at least they don't have the Crispy Frickin' Chicken to deal with!!
If you have trouble remembering the order of the planets, this little 10 yr old from Montana won a contest to get it done. Last time I checked, the only time you needed to remember this was on Jeopardy. Last time I remember being on Jeapordy was.....never!!
Who the HELL does Whoopi Goldberg think she is...Oprah?? And to get an apology, is Hollywood turning its own drama onto it's own selves now?? It's not like she was God's gift to the Oscars, and the Oscars are such a sham anyways!! Insanity!!
Looks like the rainbow coalition isn't so "friendly" after all!!
I've always admired creative Billboard campaigns, and people jumping out of the box. Problem is, you KNOW this Billboard is going to get tagged up like mad!!
Ok, the world as we know it is going to end really soon. First, the Americans are shooting down satellites that they put in orbit in the first place. Next, they are trying to shoot spaceships at the moon!! Isn't it bad enough that we are losing the battle to Global Warming, we are just going to go ahead and make matters worse for ourselves?? Hell, why don't we just fire off a couple of nukes into the sun and see if that does anything?? Wow. Please, someone tell me that I'm living in the parallel universe of the missing "H's"???
Is it April Fool's Day yet?? Ummm, Hey Dad, you have a tooth in your eye!! Did you remember to floss your eye?? Hey son, thanks for the eye, but the Tooth Fairy says too bad, we're in a recession! What is it with the Wackiness today??
With Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon vs Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck, it's only fitting that Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen put out their own F*cking Youtube Friendly video. I couldn't bring myself to actually post the embedded video because, let's face it, if you're making your own F*cking Video now, it's just too damn late!! Too late, way too late.
New shots of Ri-Ri in Dublin Ireland and LATEX!!! Now, what would Chris Brown have to say about his boo in that outfit?? What would Matthew Knowles say if Bey was in that outfit? If she DOES wear that for the Glow In the Dark Tour in Toronto, she better brace herself for the wind chill!!
So far so good for my girl Asia'h Epperson on US Idol!!! Here's her this week's performance:

Yes, she did bite off more than she could chew with that song, but ya gotta give her points for swinging for the fences! And she didn't completely screw it up, so at least for now, she's safe. Just don't let it slip again!!
Video for "There's Nothin'" by Sean Kingston, ft Juelz Santana & The DEY (It's actually just Elan of the DEY)
Never been a big Kingston fan, nor really a Juelz fan really either. Remember way back when I told you to watch out for this girl, Elan Luz Rivera?? Well, it's Happening...and by the way, the video...There's NOTHING!!

TTTA: FM Radio is going to be the next AM Radio really soon!! C'mon, like you didn't know??
OMA: OK, I'm taking bets, on how long before we see a BAPE Car Cover, or Burton SUV Cover?? Any takers, going once?? Barack Obama tee Progress and Hope brought to you by the kind folks at Upper Playground, Shepard Fairey, and the 008. Coolness, Park!
SOTD: Flashing Lights (Remix) - Kanye West ft R.Kelly