March 27, 2008

I Lost My Winning 6/49 Ticket the Other Day.

Looks like there's a bit o'turmoil a'brewing at Dillard's. If not a guerilla takeover, they're certainly prime for the selling off. I vote the takeover bit, and pay off the retirement to the management.
Latest victim of the retail "slump", Charlotte Russe. I told you that nobody would be immune here!
I'm so happy that the Disney stores saw the writings on the wall, and actually dicifered the translation properly! Kudos!! The downsizing, smart move. Taking it away from a company what was pursuing Chapter 11, great move. Positioning yourself for regrowth, excellent move! Couldn't put together a better combo if I was playing Mortal Kombat!!
Awww, c'mon now, you KNEW that it was only a matter of time before the 6 yr olds were getting into Ultimate Fighting!! I just wonder what sick sort of people are going to pay to watch a 6 yr old kick the crap out of another!! And just think, people five years ago had problems with the WWF??
I'm sure that the NFL owners have much bigger issues to vote on rather than the length of players' hair hanging out the back of their helmets! Considering less than one percent of the league actually has hair that long, how about we vote on "Not Videotaping Each Other's Practice Sessions"??
Something weird in the tapwater in England. Dude wins $2.7 Million in the lottery and keeps his job at McD's?? Is THAT what happens when you eat too many Big Macs made out of Mad Cow??
If you see this guy on the street, he has my $15 Million ticket. I hate it when that happens.
Robin Williams is getting divorced...again! Looks like Marriage #2 just wasn't meant to be. Is it just me, or does the Springtime bring the divorce hormones up and about??
Hey Remy Ma, 4 out of 9 charges ain't THAT bad!! So, it was cool and even vindication in the 80's and 90's for rappers to actually have spent time in jail, but why must it happen to the ladies now?? Seems to me like the white women go to rehab and child social services, and the black women are just plain out doing time. Armageddon is truly upon us.
On the bright side, MTV is bringing back reruns of Yo! MTV Raps in April. Not only will the next generation actually see what the True School is about, but hopefully the quality of stuff coming out these days will step up to the plate!!
Introducing the Newest Hottest Reality Game Show from the IDEA Store: So You Think You're Really Green?? Don't forget, EARTH HOUR IS THIS SATURDAY NIGHT 8-9pm!!

OMA: It's true, Aki Hoshino really IS EVERYWHERE!!! And here!! And Here!! Ever seen those paintings with the haunted eyes that follow you around the room, no matter where you move to?? Creeeepy!
SOTD: Roc Boys - Jay-Z (Six sleeps till Jay-Z live!!)

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