You Can Ask Big Homee, Man the Top's Sure Lonely...

The Celtics ravaged the Cavaliers and went up 2-0, after falling asleep in the first quarter! Cleveland is going to have bring the A-game plus a few miracles to win two at home this weekend. San Antone finally showed up to the second round of the Playoffs. It took 31 each by Parker and Ginobili, but the Spurs held on to hold home court against the Hornets. CP3 put in 35 points and 9 assists, but the supporting cast just couldn't shut down the Spurs rallying offense. At least both are now series now!
Foodies alert! The ten best restaurant cities in the world, and Vancity made number 10!! I could agree with Paris, NYC, and London, but Tokyo...never been (yet!).
Congrats to my bro as Telus posts 10% increase in revenue and overall higher first quarter profit! Let's see where this bonus takes you??
The Weston family is doing something right amidst the tough times. Profits for Q1 up 26% to $131 Million. They got there by cutting costs, raising prices, and increasing their advertising presence, but times will be treacherous with the rising prices of food manufacturing in rice, flour, and other fun staples.
Not to be outdone, Walmart is announcing 25-27 new Supercentres by the end of Jan 09, opening up 6,000 new jobs for Canadians. If you used to work for GM, or Campbell's Soup, Walmart may just be a reality for you in Smalltown Canada.
Finally a Canadian retailer who's looking to renovate some stores! Canadian Tire is looking at renovating it's presence in small town and rural markets with new and improved concept stores. I still remember when it was all about windshield wipers and monkey wrenches!!
US consumers spoke and spoke loudly in April opting for bargains at Costco and Walmart. Sales at both bargain retailers rose above expectations for the month, as "regular price" no longer applies for the time being.
On the downside, Puma was down in Q1 by 7%. It's about time the skinny shoes got stonewalled! :) Should've known that they hit a brick wall when I saw Puma Streetcat's available at Costco!!
Are you kicking yourself for not investing in Potash any sooner??
The latest victim of lead contamination scares.....Astro Turf fields. Wow. Not only is the SkyDome artificial turf, but so is the Toronto FC BMO Field. And so is Qwest Field. And so is my niece and nephew's home soccer games. Insanity!!
Yes, you can be fired over a donut-hole. Idiots.
Has society not learned since Rodney King?
Just disgusting, how can we continue to keep quality teachers in the schools if they keep being courted by Playboy??
And when I graduated, people thought that I had a hard last name to pronounce??? Wow.
Why is Jonah Hill trying to look like Michael Moore?? Is he playing him in some bio-pic??
San Diego State Univeristy is now changing their name to LSDU:
Important lessons learned from SDSU: Stop being so naive about the reach of the real world. Stop Snitching. Don't talk to strangers. Don't sell drugs to strangers either. 100 Students don't fairly represent 3400 students. Does Sasha Foo have a sister named Ruby Foo??
If you wonder what the Glamorous Terrorists have in their arsenal, look no further!
One of Nick Cannon's trusted associates, Affion Crockett nails down the art of the impression:

Objects of My Affliction: Lusting Eva Mendes, freeeeeaaaaaky!!! Lusting Christina Milian, but what the heck happened to her leg?? Sure, Marisa Miller is super hot, but can she cook, do laundry, and vaccuum?? Exactly! And to end the day's work, more Mariah (like you needed it!).
Song of the Day: Put On - Young Jeezy ft Kanye West

(I don't usually post YouTube's unless it's the video, but you HAVE to hear Kanye's verse!!!)
"I feel like there's still n*ggas that owe me checks.
I feel like there's still b*tches that owe me sex.
I feel like this but n*ggas don't know these stresses.
I lost the only girl in the world that know me best.
I got the money and the fame and that don't mean sh*t.
I got the Jesus on a chain, man that don't mean sh*t.
Cause when the Jesus pieces can't bring me peace,
Sure I need just at least one of Russell's nieces
On...I let my nightmares go.
I put on, everybody that I knew from the go.
I know hoes that was frontin when they knew he was broke.
They say damn, easy Yeezy, you don't know us no more.
You got that big fame homee, and you just changed homee.
You can ask big homee, man the top's sure lonely,
So lonely, Let me see what we have tonight (what we have tonight),
I'm high as a satellite (satellite). I see those flashin lights (flashin lights).
Cause every night (every night) I put on!"
Wow.