Going Back To Cali, Cali, Cali, I Don't Think So...

Hip Hop is getting attacked by Terrorists. SOHH and AllHipHop were attacked, hacked, and replaced with racial slurs and information on employees was even hacked over last weekend. Just gross.
It's that time of year again, tradeshows and hype-mongers. Bobby Hundreds covers Bread and Butter in Barcelona, and it looks as if it's business as usual over in Espania.
Speaking of hundreds, many turned out to UNDFTD to pick up the new Marty McFly Hyperdunk, with the Black Mamba himself on hand to autograph the first ten pairs. I guess you do what you have to do to build back your ego in Hollywoodland these days. Glad to see #24 is getting ready for Beijing so focussed also.
Master P's P.Miller clothing line comes to Walmart. Wow. Sean John? Rocawear? Ed Hardy? I think not, BUZZZZZ!! Sorry, try again here Mr Master Percy Miller.
This is the funniest...How to Become Streetwear Famous!! I'm in stitches, really! Oh the irony!! And you alls thought I was loony for not joining CrackFaceBook! Too damn Ironic!!
The dismantling of the Canucks is complete, with Captain Markus Naslund signing a two year deal with the Infamous NY Rangers. I think that makes the Canucks officially a struggling to survive mid-market NHL team.
Great news fellas, Megan Fox is back on the block, and B.A.G. is left yet again with his hands in his pockets!!
Great article that made me laugh, is The Dude's Guide to Wedding Season!! "Don't whoop. Vigorous applause is fine, but cheering is tactless", just HILARIOUS!!
RIP Larry Harmon aka Bozo the Clown. 83 years young, and congestive heart failure finally stops the size 83AAA big red shoes.
Remember that "guy" who said he was pregnant?? Turns out that he had a baby girl on June 29th. Armageddon is truly upon us.
In Indianapolis, a half teaspoon of this guy's ashes are going to explode in a fireworks shell. Kind of gross idea if you think about it, I would think twice about watching with your mouth open towards the skies.
Bobby Lee from Mad TV just kills me:

Objexts of My Affliction: Disney x Kiks Tyo, it was bound to happen, looks hot though!! In other Kiks Tyo news, Yuko Ishida seems to be the new "it" girl of the season. Cute Japanese girls and Sneakers...way too easy, way too easy there! I'm really really liking this tee by Uniform Experiment.
Oh how quickly the Bay Area forgets the House that Barry built (Thanks to Switch for the photos):

I STILL HEART SF:

MMMMM...Garlic Fries:

Song of the Day: Roth Boyz - Asher Roth

Happy July 4th my American friends:

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Animal and Beeker, two CLASSICS!! What else can you say??