Return of the Mack, You Know That I'll Be Back!

Ever notice that Wendy's burgers have gotten way smaller and their prices have gone way up? That's just too backwards.
Went to the local cookie jar spot for some pitchers and pool. Too many pitchers (or Henny's too) and they ran out of Grey Goose! Hello?? Long weekend, bring the Goose! I asked if they would mind that I bring my own bottle. I got turned down.
Big shout out to Clarice, the Portguese Gangstress!!
Shout out to my girl Winnster (or Wynn while she's in Vegas) who has one of the best Vegas stories that anyone could tell! After spending 7 whole days in Sin City, she tries to get on her flight home, but her itinerary got erased off her bberry! So she figured that it leaves at midnight the same as always, and when she shows up to the airport, she missed the flight completely! So, after a total of 10 hours sleep in 7 days, she stays one more night and tries to go standby the next morning. As she's in line for an egg salad sandwich, a 60 yr old guy in front of her gets ID'd for a drink. Then she pulls up to the clerk and he ID's her too! For an Egg Salad Sandwich! HA! Hilarious!! Welcome Home Winnster! Oh yah, her bday is this Tuesday over at Reign! Check for her up in the VIP poppin bottles!
Check out the latest YouTube comedian David Spates from LA. Hilarious!!

Song of the Day: Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison