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Early Pompason Quarterback - Week 12:
- Dam you NY Giants and Dam you Brandon Jacobs for fcuking up my Fantasy Pool for Week 12!! Critical week, and I might miss the playoffs because of your sore knee! Cot Dammit! Even though the Giants still won and put up 37 on the Cards, my pool got SO jacked. Grrr.
- Terrell Owens finally had a game to shut himself up. 213 yards, 1 TD, and I'll be Seein you on Thursday!!
- Legendary Favre and the Jets beat the Titans. Finally. I can now sleep a restful sleep on Sunday nights. Phew.
- How in the universe do you bench Donovan McNabb?? I guess when you're 5-5 and officially out of the hunt, you can do whatever you like at this point in the season. Wow.
- N'Awleans and Green Bay in the Monday Nighter, and Reggie Bush has my Fantasy Pool all Fcuked up again! Dam you! Dam You! Dammm Youuuuu!!
- The Seahawks were so close, yet so far. I'm not so mad that they lost, but they lost to the Redskins! Yuck, Gross. I'll be Seein' YOU next week Hass and Lofa!!
- Indy beat the Chargers, and I feel really really bad for Phil Rivers.

The Raptors fall to 6-7 after getting Destroyed by the Celtics 118-103. The Celts were up by as much as 23. Let's hope there are not too many more like this game this season, otherwise, CB4 is as good as gone folks. Hate to say it, but either he goes or SMitch goes in 2010.

The Dukies win yet another over Montana 78-58. This was pretty much my saving grace on Sunday, otherwise, with my Fantasy Football pool taking a beating, and the Craptors getting demolished, I would pretty much have poked my eyes out with my Pocky sticks. Singler and Henderson continue to be beasts, and Nolan Smith keeps on proving me wrong (which is a great thing!). As a Duke fan, I'd like to say Thank you to Andy Katz. The Dukies are 6-0 now.

Hey, if you find that you're ever having a bad day, just remember... at least you don't have a BRAIN WORM!!! Oh Ma Gawsh...ewwwww!

What are they putting in the water in Florida? This teenager obviously needed some mental help. Too late. Why aren't parents being real parents anymore??

Two dozen Japanese women in a spa full of Beaujolais?? SIGN ME UP!! For those fellas who just really don't know about womens, read this, and now you know! And Knowing is half the Battle!!

Well, I've got a ton of things to say about the American Music Awards show, but I'll only say this: Congrats to Chris Brown.

Miss Bey proves that there were NO camera tricks on her last video shoot:
Song of the Day: Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) - Beyonce (live at the AMA's)

You've never steered me wrong yet Miss Bey. Stay TUNED! Those who Know, KNOW!!!