I Can't Go A Day Without My Sunshine, Sun-Shine.....

Raptor Nation rejoices yet again! 2-0. 112-108 OT victory against a West Coast team no less! Even after an off night for J.O., Bargnani steps up HUGE and puts in 17-5-1 block. CB4 is going to the All Star game for sure, let's all make sure that Calderon and others get on the ballot as well! Black is the new Red...Indeed.

More and more on Jiggaman at Glastonbury. BBC series "Imagine" presents: "He Came, He Saw, He Conquered"(Part 1 of 6):

INDEED.

Song of the Day: Sunshine - Jay-Z ft Foxy Brown, Babyface

It's My Life, It Never Ends...

Apparently, Jennie Finch is a sh*t disturber! She was on a list of athletes that "might cause problems" during the Beijing games. Uhhhh, that's ok by me!

Congrats to the Philadelphia Phillies, 2008 World Series Champs. Yawn. 162 games, plus preseason, plus playoffs, the season is TOO damn long! But I guess waiting since 1980 is just as long also!

Objexts of My Affliction: Custom AT-AT's by Adriean Koleric for "herd"!! Wow, Dang I remember having the original GI Joe sized huge one and having the Joe's and Cobra's invade Luke, Han, Chewie, and R2D2!! Ok, back to the real world!

Ok, so YouTube is blocking the CRAP out of my Song of the Day from yesterday. If you missed it, here are the lyrics: Live Your Life - T.I. ft Rihanna:
You’re gonna be a shining star, in fancy clothes, and fancy car-ars.
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far,
Cause everyone knows, just who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Your steady chasing that paper,
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no hata’s
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it’ll take ya,
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I’m a paper chaser,
Just living my life (Ay!), my life (Oh!), my life (Ay!), my life(Oh!),
Just living my life (Ay!), my life (Oh!), my life (Ay!), my life(Oh!),just living my life
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them ’til they fade away.
Amazing they ungreat for after all the game I gave away.
Safe to say I paved the way, for you cats to get paid today.
You still be wasting days away, nah had I never saved the day.
Consider them my protégé, how much I think they should pay.
Instead of being gracious, they violated and made you wait.
I never been a hater still I love them, yeah I graze the way.
Some say they so yay and no they couldn’t even work on Labor day.
It aint that they black or white, their hands of area in shades of grey.
I’m West side anyway, even if I left the day it fades away.
Some move away to make a way not move away cause they afraid.
I’ll go back to the hood and all you ever did was hate away.
I pray for patience but they make me want to face away.
Like I once made them scream, now I could make them plead their case away.
Been thuggin’ all my life, can’t say I don’t deserve to take a break.
If you ever see me catch a case, and watch my future fade away.
(Rihanna):You’re gonna be a shining star, in fancy clothes, and fancy car-ars.
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far,
Cause everyone knows, just who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Your steady chasing that paper,
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no hata’s
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it’ll take ya,
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I’m a paper chaser,Just living my life
(T.I.):I’m the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid.
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics.
Articulate but still would grab a nigga by the collar quick.
Whoever had problems, they reckonsile they just holla ’til.
If that don’t work and just fails, then turn around and follow ’til.
I got love for the game but ay, I’m not in love with all of it.
I do without the fame and the rappers nowadays are comedy.
The hootin’ and the hollerin’, back and forth with the argueing.
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in.
Seems as though you lost sight of whats important with the positive.
And checks until your bank account, and you’re about poverted.
Your values is a disarrayed, prioritized are horribly.
Unhappy with the riches cause you piss-poor morally.
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning.
And we might be full of ourselves all of a sudden, aren’t we?
(Rihanna):You’re gonna be a shining star, in fancy clothes, and fancy car-ars.
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far,
Cause everyone knows, just who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
You steady chasing that paper,
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no hata’s
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it’ll take ya,
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I’m a paper chaser,
Just living my life (Ay!), my life (Oh!), my life (Ay!), my life(Oh!),
Just living my life (Ay!), my life (Oh!), my life (Ay!), my life(Oh!),So live your life
**FINALLY found a link that still works!


Song of the Day: It's My Life - Talk Talk

Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics...

Rejoicement in Raptor Nation! 1-0. The new investments have paid off. J.O. looked all star worthy, not quite in the flow of things perfectly yet, but it's only been game 1. Calderon and CB4 look like they've been ready since the Olympics. JKapono was Massive. AParker, smooth and steady. Jamario had some hot flashes. Even Bargnani has to get props. Ukic is going to impress a TON of scouts out there. Even Good Joey showed up for a few minutes! So the Raptors strategy of Less is More works out well. 9 men deep, and barring injuries (knock on wood) these guys look very good. Now if we can just handle that rebounding problem....


Looks like Canadian Tire is going into the Grocery business now! Great, so now you can buy plates, wiper blades, electrical outlets, AND Bananas under one roof! Would you like new snow tires with that today?

Song of the Day: Live Your Life - T.I. ft Rihanna

If You Leave, I Won't Cry, I Won't Waste One Single Day...

Hey Boyes, doesn't this make you wanna hit Sonar on Wed's again:
Chris Brown is for real y'all! I know the clip is old, but his moves are still Relevant!! Don't mess with the kid!

My boy Marcus Troy does this from time to time, so I figured I'd see if it works:

This is a map of visitor activity to Heyhomee.com. Wow! Trinidad and Tobago, really? Manchester, really? Finland, really?? India, Bangkok, Singapore, New Zealand!! Big Shouts Out!(Thanks to Kimbo for teaching me the MS Paint trick!) Keep clicking on the ads to support your local Bloggers!!

Song of the Day: If You Leave - OMD

It's Alright, So Rock With Me, If It's Alright With You, Oh Baby...

R.Kells said it best, "Haters gonna hate, Ballers gonna ball, Lovers gonna love..."

Black Friday, Thanksgiving Weekend, Total Carnage... I'm so torn. Wear the Terrell #81 Thanksgiving Day Ltd Edition jersey or the newest #51 Lofa Tatupu??

That's right folks! The Countdown is ON! SO HYPE!
Sorry folks, Quiet Storm's already got dibs, but there's a whole big lineup of folks looking for to be an understudy! Stay Tuned!! Always always thanks to my man BBoy Boyes!! Another Seahawks First Down!! Whoooooooooo!

So Fashion Week 08 doesn't get off without a hitch. FDCC president Robin Kay delivers a PAINful drunken speech, and makes a fool of herself! I wonder how many drunk dials she made that night?? (thanks to GetJanet for the links)

It's true, Jon B is back. I really hope the album doesn't disappoint, but then again, the whole "Album" format is already dead in my mind.

Objexts of My Affliction: Murakami x Fujiwara VisVims... SIGN ME UP!

Song of the Day: Don't Talk - Jon B

Do You Think You're So Much Better.....

Pompason Quarterback for Week 8:
- Start talking about 0-16 for the Cincy Bengals AND the Detroit Lions.
- The Seahawks Defense destroyed the 49ers, could this be the turning point in the season?? The Lofa Tatupu jersey was even on ALL day today! Whooo Hoooo!!
- The Cowboys REALLY need Romo back sooner than later, as they just barely squeaked by the Bucs 13-9.
- The Chargers and the Saints put on a great show for the sellout crowd in London, England as the Saints win 37-32. I still think Drew Brees and Philip Rivers are the league's best two future QB's right now.
- The Bills lose to the Dolphins?? The rematch is in Dec here in Toronto.
- Favre heroics come alive again as he makes a 4th quarter comeback win against the Chiefs.
- Touted as a potential Superbowl preview, the Steelers did not look ready for the Giants at all today! Just couldn't get into the running game, and the defense was scrambling. Still more work to do before January hits. Brandon Jacobs has become one of my new favorite RB's, but he didn't quite get out of the gates today.
- Indy's in Tennessee for the Monday Nighter, look for the last undefeated to finally go down.

Congrats to my boys the BC Lions and JJ7. The Lions pulled out a 55-32 win over the Argos, and JJ played the entire second half. JJ7's line for the night: 11/16 for 156 yards and 3 TD's, 0 INT's, and another 25 yards on the ground! The BC Defense was insane, and everyone should be voted to the All Star team! Speaking of which, I expect that you all will be voting for Cam Wake AND JJ7 right now! Vote often! Playoff shape?? You BETCHA!!

Winterpeg makes it on an episode of The Office! What? Cool! I love the Fort Garry beer and Old Dutch potato chips! Hilarious!

Change, That's Whasssup!! The Budweiser boys are talking serious business now:


Mo Evans of the Atlanta Hawks makes sure that he's ready to start the season NOW:


NOTORIOUS looks like it's cut and ready to GO!

Jan 16th...the Brooklyn Mint tee is ready to GO!

Song of the Day: If U Leave - Musiq Soulchild ft Mary J Blige

The Only Thing That I Pray Is That My Feet Don't Fail Me Know...

Got a chance to watch The Secret Life of Bees last night. Sorry ladies, I didn't read the book, but the movie was quite cool. Miss A.Keys was FABULOUS as normal! Will and Jada put together a winner on this one!

Speaking of which, my condolences go out to the family of Jennifer Hudson. Jenn was Great in the movie, and definitely held her own. What a tragedy for her to lose her mother and brother in such a way, and her nephew is still missing. I hope she finds peace and solace that they are in a better place in the sky now. Sad sad sad sad sad.

A 23 year old Montreal woman has made 10,000 calls to 911 in the last 15 months. What are they putting in the water over there these days? Someone please lock her up and put her in the Loonie bin!?!?!

RIP Juliana Anthony. You were loved by lots despite the drama and turmoil that followed you and your family. Another angel gains her wings today.

Song of the Day: Jesus Walks - Kanye West

Would Have Stayed Up With You All Night.....

Act now! You can go see an NFL game (Jets vs 49ers) with Alyssa Milano! I've hearted Alyssa all through Who's the Boss, and Charmed! I dunno bout you, but I entered about 40 times so far! Obsessive? It's good to see that her clothing line venture "Touch" has gone passed MLB and into NFL, and even NHL so far! Keep on keepin' on Lyssa!

Check out what busy-boy Stirling has been up to. The link is on the right bar for quick reference, but you alls know how to import it! The F is definitely on to big things, welcome to the blog universe boys! Also, check out Stirling's other side hobby: SimplyStirling. As my boys The Clipse said it best...."Grind-ING!" You go boy...

Mini Movie brings you the Presidential Race 08, YOU GOT SERVED style:

HILARIOUS!!

Presenting the Authorized History of LolCats:


Song of the Day: How To Save a Life - Alicia Keys (cover of The Fray)

I Bet You Think This Song Is About You.....

Welcome back LAYAWAY to the world of retail! I remember back in the day at Metrotown there was this dude who would get every new Jordan shoe that came out on Layaway. No matter what it would take him, every second or third day, dude would come in with a ten dollar bill and say, "Put it on my J's!" I remember the elation on his face when he finally made his final payment on each J, and walked out the door with them. Ok, that's enough reminiscing about retail.

Apparently Captain Kirk is mad at Sulu for not inviting him to his wedding. "Who cares? Be gay. Don't be gay. That's up to you, George." Sure Shatner, that's a pretty convincing argument!!

Happy 2nd Birthday Leonidas!!


Song of the Day: Son of a Gun - Janet Jackson ft Missy Elliott

At First When I See You Cry, It Makes Me Smile.....

Looks like Kobe Black Mamba will be out a certain amount of time with a hyper-extended knee. It's ok, he won't affect my Fantasy Pools, NEVER have taken him, NEVER will!

Diddy copped Enyce. Not the sweater, not the polo, The BRAND.

Dammit, Puffy = Poison!! Stay Cool, Erich Walker.

Had some brews with some of the good ole boys at Tha Bay. Great to see the more things change, the more they stay the same! Shout outs to Krewzer, Mr Tony, Meeeeerk, and new friends Sandra and Victor! Keep the faith y'alls, it's only going to get worse before it gets better!

Song of the Day: Smile - Lily Allen

Never Me, Never Me, Never Ever Me.....

First day of SNOW? What? I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali, I don't think so! Armageddon is truly upon us if not Global Warming after effects. Insanity.

Word in Leaf Nation is that another NHL team may come to the TDot. I would vote YES, however, I think they should move a team instead of looking at expansion. Would be SO nice to see another team move in and win the Stanley Cup right in front of the Leaves fans in the ACC. Hilarious! That would be one crowded stadium with two hockey teams and one basketball team!!
TIGER WOODS IS BACK! Well, sort of. Tiger Caddied, (yes CADDIED) for John Abel at Torrey Pines as part of his prize in a contest from Buick. Lucky dude!

Basketball season in upon us indeed:

Basketball is a Brotherhood by Adidas. Superman, Indeed! Youuuuu!

Hipsters In Space by Current TV:
The SAD part is, I actually KNOW people in this video!!

Untucked Films brings you: Laid Off By Lehman: One Broker's Story:

HILARIOUS!!! (Am I in F*cking Brooklyn?? HAHAHAHA!)

Is the next on the endangered species list the Female Rapper? XXL seems to think so! Call me the underdog, but I liked MC Lyte, Charlie Baltimore, and Lady of Rage! "I rock ruff and stuff with my afro puffs HEYYY!" (Can't forget Monie Luv also!)

"Cuz when the Jesus piece just can't bring me peace, I just need at least uhhh, one of Russell's niece's on...."

Respect My Vote campaign November 4th.

Objexts of My Affliction: I SO Heart Y-3.
Song of the Day: Pussycat On a Leash - Oceana

And Though You Don't Believe That They Do, Dreams Do Come True.....

Hearts are the New Skulls,
Kanyeezy still thinks so:

Levi's Red still Hearts so:

Heyhomee Still Hearts So:

I Heart Terry Tate, and apparently Terry Tate Hearts Sarah Palin:

HILARIOUS!!

So the Devil Rays (they were born that way, they're always going to be the DEVIL Rays) made it to the World Series. Congrats! Looks to me like Rays over the Phillies in Five games. Not sure if I'll be able to watch ANY of the games this year. I think even if the BoSox made it in that I would watch any of the games either! Meh.

Today marks the beginning of Toronto Fall Fashion Week 2008. Look for the hype on Thurs/Fri/Sat. Thurs brings Rudsak/Gsus/Buffalo, Sat has the big Holt's party and closing gala which are always knockouts. Buzz on the event is that everyone is depressed about the economy and the state of retail, but get out and see what's new!! You'd be surprised!

Congratulations to Tracy Moore who just got the gig over at CityLine! Tracy deserves the big promo, and she'll do a great job over there! Good look girl!!

I saw an ad for this on the train today and it piqued my attention. Slimband.com...I thought it was like SPANX! No way! It's SURGERY! Ewwww! For all of those who forget quickly, Donda West, Kanye's mother died from cosmetic surgery! No surgery is "simple" and "easy". You're going under a knife! Ewww! They put a band around your stomach! Ewwww! PASS! No thank you.

RIP Mervyn's and it's 149 locations. At least the CEO had the presence enough to thank everyone that worked for him.
RIP Linens N Things at least on the Left Coast. Looks like a slow death as they start at 10% off (whatta joke), and get up to the big 30% off! Boo.
Toys R Us thinks they have the plan for this upcoming holiday season. Hmmm, tank of gas or new Elmo Live? That, and go to Toys R Us or Walmart this year? This will be a fun one to watch for this season!

Objexts of My Affliction: Ooooh Purrrrtty Waterproof AF1's in Olive/Gum!! Yes Please! I always wondered what Jerry's insides looked like? jCauty & Son show us all in London!

Song of the Day: Overjoyed - Stevie Wonder

Cuz You Gets None of These, At Ease, As I Mob With tha Dogg Pound Feel the Breeze...

Week 7 Pompason Quarterback Notes:
What a wild and wacky NFL season so far?
- Dallas looks INCREDIBLY mediocre without Tony Romo, losing 34-14 to the....Rams?
- Shootout in Chi-town as Da Bears and Da Vikings combine for 89 points? Fantasy Pool Frenzy!!
- The Chargers and Phil Rivers who average 29 points a game are held to 14 in .... Buffalo? Kawika Mitchell looks like he's going to the Pro Bowl after that game! Phil Rivers throws his first INT in 13 quarters, and has a fumble also? Could have been the power outages they were having During the game. Weird.
- The Titans are 6-0? It's ok, their schedule gets a bit tougher from here on out. Stop the undefeated season speak.
- Cincy is 0-7 and I'm just about to tuck the Houshmandzadeh jersey into the back corner of the closet. I feel bad for TJ having to deal with Ocho NoGo drama, and not having Carson Palmer taking the snaps also.
- The Jets and The Living Legend Favre lose in OverTime to .... the Raiders?
- The Colts lose ANOTHER blowout loss to .... the Packers??
- N'Awleans and Reggie Bush get shut down in Carolina!?!? 30-7?? Eh? Reggie had a nagging knee injury to start with and did not finish the game, but only one TD for the Saints? Yikes. Saints and the Chargers meet up in London UK next week! Phil Rivers vs Drew Brees! LaDanian vs Reggie Bush! Should be a great one to watch.
- And the Seahawks on the road, sans Hass, sans regular WR's, sans Lofa, get pummelled in Tampa Bay on Nat'l TV on the Sunday Nighter. I dunno mang, looks like we're not playing in Dec in Seattle!

Asa brings the world BooBoo Lockdown:
I'm dying of laughter! There's so much farther he could've gone with this! But Lord knows that there would have been some blowback by the over-emotional Kanyeezy!!

Objexts of My Affliction: Steve Talkowski has a preview of the Art + Action = Obama 08 Exhibition! My likes: Obama in a Pickle jar and Gundam Obama!!
Song of the Day: Gin and Juice - Snoop Doggy Dogg

You Were Pulled From the Wreckage, Of Your Silent Reverie.....

So my girl Sarah McLachlan was live at MuchMoreMusic today. Even though she's going thru a divorce, she looks as good as ever! Even sounded as good as ever too! She brought out all the hits, acoustic and on the piano. It's a bit funny to me that there was such a diverse crowd in attendance, but she's right when she says "Good music will prevail over everything else in this business." Indeed!
Then got to end the day with All-U-Can-Eat Korean BBQ! The only major bad thing about Korean BBQ houses, is that you come out smelling like a Korean BBQ house! Beware! After about eleventeen plates of BBQ Short Ribs, time to roll out and kill another batch of Goose's! Site of choice: Hemmingway's! Ack! It was like being a sniper in the war, picking of Goose's to the left, to the right, watching the feathers scatter in the air! Hilarious!!
Sorry again, camera battery was dead, so no pics, no flix, no Flip, No Evidence!!
Well done!
Song of the Day: Ordinary Miracle - Sarah McLachlan

Bonus Song of the Day: Angel (Live) - Sarah McLachlan

I Gotta Say, Today Was a Good Day.....

Armageddon Act II
The day went by pretty normal. Recovery from Leroy the Lobster was smooth. I emailed Rodney to complain about the lack of Grey Goose at his fine establishment.
Evening comes.
Had some WICKED Linguine with Clams at the local WICKED pasta joint.
Lizzeth had to get to a show, bail.
BigTimeW is in Buffalo watching the Canoocks get smashed by the Sabres, bail.
CindySu is trying to get rid of a sofabed couch, bail.
Kenny's gotta work the night shift tonight, bail.
LMac is broke and hibernating from the world, bail.
Plans change, move the party from the Cookie Jar to Ultra. Hmmm, bad move?
Mrs Cuzin Rich passes out early on the couch (add to that Cuzin Rich's boycott of Ultra!), bail.
Poppa Slates doesn't dig she-she-frou-frou, bail.
Marv is also working the night shift tonight, bail.
Burke is married and M.I.A., bail.
Bynoe and company go missing until midnight-ish, bail.
Annie is M.I.A., bail.
Fear of the dress code police, leave the AJ5's at home, shoe bail.
S'all good, still have the Horsie Toque, the Horsie Black Watch Polo, the Japanese McD's Denim, Horsie boxers, Horsie Socks, Modern Amusement half trench with the purp polka dot lining, still lookin correct.
Capital M and I get in to Ultra, and just at about Round 2, they tell us we have to move for bottle service rezzo's. *Gong!* Then, out of nowhere, these two professional grade video cameras come out, dude with the boom mic comes out, and another girl holding two bags and a clipboard swoop through and start filming everyone! *ACK!* The Bloggarazzi are out in full force!!
Turns out that the joint is booked for an internet dating website party! I'm not even going to plug them, but let's just say, NOT MY CROWD! *ACK!*
This couple sits next to me, drinking Prosecco in a CAN, and soon enough the cameras come around and start filming! CHECK PLEASE!
So we turn to plan B, old faithful, the Cookie Jar.
Boogie Muzik, CarCar, Bern, heck even Quiet Storm come out and life returns to normalcy. After Round Umpteen of Grey Goose, good beats, killing pool tables, and killer BC, life is all good! Even made some new friends at the Cookie Jar! (That always seems to happen to me?) I always say, IF I could ever start up a place exactly like that back in Vancity, I'd be living in Kitsilano right now!!
No pics, No flips, No BBerry pics, no links, no evidence!
The return of the 5 day Bday celebrations is a good thing. Good thing indeed.
Song of the Day: Today Was a Good Day - Ice Cube

Pt Deux

Armageddon Pt Deux.
It was a dark and cloudy night...

I'll get you soon, my pretties!!

Ok, so there's no smell-o-vision. I still don't understand why people post pics of food up, but here's my crack at it. Horseradish, Sea Hag Cocktail sauce, and a dash of green Tabasco. MMMMM....

Leroy the Lobster is about to say "Peace Out"...

Sorry Leroy, but the hot melted butter went so well with you! CARNAGE.

No smell-o-vision indeed. It's customary now, since I've been the age of majority that I have a Lobsta on my bday. This year was no exception.
The lady beside me leans in to her husband (who just paid their bill) and says, "Why didn't WE order one of those? Look how good it looks!" Hahaha! I just flashed him this look like, "Sorry man!" and smiled as the carnage took place. I love those envy moments...
Totally stuffed, totally satiated, totally a great day! The festivities continue all throughout the weekend! Stay Tuned!!
I feel sorry for the Goose's.

Ar-Ma-Ged-Don

32 Down (10 letters): The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the world.











More footage to come when it comes...
In the meantime, watch "Girl On a Bike":
HILAIR!!
Now that I have your attention, it always feels good to be Hearted:

Ok, so the Armageddon Karma starts off a bit weird. Went to the local Wendy's for a quick bite to eat. Didja know they have Big Brother cams on the streetcars now? Like right in the middle of the car? Weird. I digress. So I sit down with my chicken burger, and I'm sitting across from Yoko Ono reincarnated and another Japanese lady with two kids. Great. The littler kid starts acting up, screaming, and smells chicken burger!! He's hungry. So what does mom do? Lifts up her shirt, and starts breast feeding right in the MIDDLE of the Wendy's! WTF? I look at Yoko and she's playing EYE TAG with me! I look at the girl at the table beside me, and she's like WTF? I tried not to keep looking. That's the longest time I've EVER stared at a Frosty in my whole entire life! After an eternity, the kid was satisfied, see below:

Ok, what's up with that?? I understand if you're kid's hungry and all, but in the middle of a Wendy's? WTF?
Big Shouts Out to:
Capital M, Mikey Mike, Big Bro, Moms, Kanye (yes, that Kanye!), CLSW, Robert Dubbya, Cindy-Su, Lizzeth, Adamski, Arch, Pops, and Cheri!! Also, Cousin Pat, Gma, and IshPish!!

More Armageddon Carnage to come...

Song of the Day: Nuttin But a G Thang - Dr Dre ft Snoop Doggy Dogg

S'like this and like that and like this and uhhh...
Dre creep to the mic like a phantom...

You Never Thought That Hip Hop Would Take It This Far...

Armageddon Is Upon Us.

LADIES, Stop frontin cuz you know you really want it! :) Cuzin Rich has the inside track on the CHI Farouk Hair Straightener! If you need one in your life, you best get a hold of Cuzin Rich NOW.


CHI Farouk Hair Straightener!!
- Made from NASA-grade ceramic
- Causes No Pulling on Hair (unless you like that kind of thing)
- Fixed Heat Setting (works on these cold TDot nights too)
- Professional Swivel Cord (for those women with big bathrooms)
- Ceramic plates and heating element
- Straightens Hair quickly and effectively
- Comes in PINK, BLUE, or BLACK.
Ladies, don't say I didn't try to told you! Dudes, early Xmas gift or if you need brownie points this fall, don't mess up any further!! Contact Cuzin Rich for pricing and details! They're starting to move, and word is getting around, Don't Sleep!

Hearts are the New Skulls:
Kanye still thinks so:

Kid Robot Still Hearts Hearts:

Got a chance to pre-celebrate the upcoming Armageddon with 2 great friends Cheri from NY and Boogie Muzik from all sorts of area codes. Ultra was cool, chill, and empty, so we headed for some real food at Irie. I don't normally take pics of the food I eat, I never really understood that whole thing. It's not like they've invented smell-o-vision yet!! (Hmm, Looks good, I wonder what it Tastes like?) Sorry, not my thing.

Happy 100 years, Les Habitants. But I still loves my Oilers!

Objexts of My Affliction: Anyone ever notice how Jordan brand is pimping people in the 2 for 1 game, but it's 2 for 2? The AJ1 Premier pack, to get the black/gum you have to get the red, and to get the red you have to buy the black/gum.
Song of the Day: Juicy - Notorious B.I.G.

1 more day to go...

Out On Bail, Fresh Out of Jail, I'm California Dreamin...

Here's going green for real! This guy charges his new Electric Done It Yourself Porsche for $0.21 cents for 50 Miles! Think of that next time you fill up at the Petrol Station!


This brings me back! Way back! Before I was born back! :)

HaHa! Sears Kings Road Double Knit Slacks! I HEART retail!!

Objexts of My Affliction: Livestock x The Hundreds x Es finally brings the true sense of collabo to life! Too bad it'll be late for my bday, but I'll still cop 'em!! I still HEART A.Keys, no matta what! Jim Kim's got some Nike Art that I could hang in my new house!! OMG...A Reindeer Dunny! Thank you Chuckboy! Cot dammit, now I gotta go FIND it!

Song of the Day: California Love - Tupac ft Dr Dre

2 more days until Armageddon...

No One On the Corner Have Swagger Like Leo, Swagger Like Leo, Swagger Like Leo...

Three days left until Armageddon.
In the face of the upcoming Armageddon, I have had a few moments to reflect on life. Yes, I guess that's the Asian part of me reaching the meditation and ZEN-isms of life. Maybe it's the West Coast-ness in me? I would share some of them with you, but I'm saving that for my tee shirt company slogans (more to come on that later).
At any rate, I wanted to touch upon how music is a major part of my life. I love music. I could not live without My Music. Never, not ever. I grew up with music in my house, all types of music. My dad was a DJ so that really helped alot. I've always had a good knack for recognizing beats and tunes and big tunes!
I have thought about a project called "The Soundtrack of My Life". Instead of an autobiography, or a biopic movie, I would have a soundtrack mixtape of my life. Songs that have touched my soul, are a part of my life, or are just "me". Unfortunately, I'm not a DJ, and technology won't allow me to just beam the songs right to your ears, so there will be more work to come on this project soon.
Ok, enough babble.
Until then, they are going to play this at my funeral:
Together Again - Janet Jackson
To all those that have gone before me, we will be together again!

On a lighter note, Leonidas takes a shot at his version of
SWAGGER LIKE US:


Jiggaman needs y'all to get out and vote! Including Michigan:


Objexts of My Affliction: Greatest Foamposite hybrid that I've seen in forever, Nike FoamDome comes just in time for a bday present!!
Song of the Day: Single Ladies - Beyonce

Cause They Alllllways Start To Cry.....

Week 6 in the NFL and there's a logjam at 4pm. Dallas v Zona, Green Bay v Seattle, and Philly v Frisco, don't bother trying to get a hold of me, I'll be flicking feverishly through the channels. Argh.
M: How many games are you watching?
Homee: Just 3.
M: Are you seriously watching what's happening in ALL 3 Games?
Homee: Yes.
M: How can you do that?
Homee: Just watch me. I'mma guy, I can do this.
M: You're insane.
Homee: Stop bugging me, you're distracting me.
M: You're not getting a bigger TV.
Homee: Did you say something?
M: I don't understand how you can do that.
Homee: COT DAMMIT SEAHAWKS!! DAMMIT!
M: Are you going to burn your jersey now?
Homee: Shuush! I cannot haaaare yewww! COT DAMMIT ROMO!!!
M: Isn't he dating Jessica Simpson!
Homee: (no response)
M: Ok, forget it. I'm going to watch "What a Girl Wants"
Homee: Ok, have fun with that! COT DAMMIT SEAHAWKS! AGAIN!!

Yes, Week 6 was truly traumatic.
- Seahawks sans Hasselbeck were useless. Utterly useless.
- Cowboys have something seriously wrong in their secondary and their offensive schemes. I think Pacman is more of a locker room distraction than the Cowboys are playing it out to be. Ego clash...*ring ring*!! The TRUTH is out there. Dammit, Tony out for FOUR WEEKS? You BETTER be back by Thanksgiving or I'm gonna be one PISSED OFF Homee!!
- My newest fave QB's this year are Drew Brees and Phil Rivers. Wow.
- Bengals sans Carson Palmer were just about as futile as the Seahawks were.
- Matt Schaub might be the best 1-4 QB around. Is that like saying you're the best player who will never win a ring ever ever never?
- More TRUTH out there, Peyton actually had TWO surgeries!! My butt, that's not the reason why the Colt's have a sluggish start to 08!
- I say the Giants go 5-0 after the Monday Nighter in Cleveland. In fact, my fantasy pool depends on it!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE IN CANADA. (I had Potroast...wheee!)
Song of the Day: Lately/My Cherie Amour - Stevie Wonder

4 more days and counting....

But You're Just A Boy.....

Dear Tiger,
We still miss you. The world misses you. Hope you are making a speedy and healthy recovery. Also glad to see that you are able to spend much more time with your family. Get well soon, and can't wait to watch you on Sundays again. Sincerely,


Hearts are the New Skulls:
Kanye still hearts the Hearts

Janet prefers to sign the Heart


JJ7 got into the game late last night as the Lions lost to the Eskimoes 27-20. JJ's line for the night: 11/22, 126 yards, 1 TD, 21 more yards on the ground, in a cleanup effort for B.Pierce. Good cleanup effort JJ, but you guys were too far behind at the half! What's worse, there's a 4 way tie for first place in the CFL West, when's the last time that happened??

"It's Ok honey, there's always 4 years from now....."

Funniest conversation I've had in a few hours:
M: Is that McCain's wife?
Homee: Yup, Cindy McCain.
M: She's had some work done! Is that botox?
Homee: Most likely. And she's his second wife!
M: What happened to his first wife? Did she die? Did he outlive her?
Homee: HA! Nope, he left her!
M: So he's Hugh Hefner?
Homee: Ask McCain what "Family Values" are!
M: So she's living the American Dream?
Homee: Exactly.

Completely hilarious!! Whatever happened to classrooms nowadays? This is why I fear becoming a teacher in 2008:


NOT because of the fisticuffs, but I would MOST LIKELY be Laughing at the poor kid on the floor!! HAHAAHAHAHA!!

This is for Nephew Andy! I bet you would pee your pants if you got the invite to BrickCon! A Lego Conference?? Can you imagine? Wow.

Hey Mum, remember when I won that Lego building contest in Grade 3 and got the day off school to see the R2D2 built out of Lego's?

Song of the Day: If I Were a Boy - Beyonce

5 more days remaining...

We've Loved So Strong, and So Unselfishly...

Hearts are the New Skulls.
SYTYCD Canada:

Courtesy of MyManHenri:


The second restaurant in Chinatown just got shut down because of Ratatouille problems!! Thank god the Happy Seven is NOT my Wednesday Won Ton place! :) If you forgot the first Ratatouille incident, this will refresh your medulla oblongata. Ewww.

Mental note, next time you're up in the club, ask them if they take ARAB MONEY!?!?! Sometimes rap music just makes me laugh out loud:


Mr and Mrs Nick Carey seem to be together still. Who had Oct 10th in their marriage pool? You lost! I'm still waiting for the New Year's ticket. That's the ticket!

Inna "who does that" moment, two Minneapolis radio shock jocks accuse Magic Johnson of FAKING AIDS. WHO DOES THAT? Is the water really THAT BAD in Minny? And who listens to radio anymore? And who CALLS IN to radio shows anymore? Please Lawd tell me that these two are getting fired, PLEASE!

"For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail." (I've been thinking about this for a long time now.)

Objexts of My Affliction: This is one of the hottest hoodies for women I've seen in a long long time.
Song of the Day: Giving You the Best That I Got - Anita Baker

6 Days left.....

Take Me To the Place I Love...Take Me All the Way...

Today's date is 10-09-08, but the Really Ironic part is that there is 7 Days Left!!
Armageddon is upon us. :s

A Storm is coming, the Blackberry Storm. I say BOO for going with the touchscreen. Maybe I'm old and jaded, but the touchscreen just isn't appealing to me at all. Add to that, the entire screen heats up and I don't need any more sweat or face marks on my phone thanks. If it's anything like the Bold, you'll have to charge it 2-3 times a day. I like the built in cam with video capture, but then again, that's what the Flip is for. Argh.

OK, I call it, HEARTS are the New SKULLS:
Kanye Hearts Hearts on Ellen:

Winnie Hearts it out with GetJanet:


Courtesy of Mar... I didn't even know this existed! I guess I've been desensitized by all the election crapola that's been hovering around the media-verse.

Now imagine that K-OS, Ed Robertson of the Barenaked Ladies, Ben Kowalewicz of Billy Talent, Adam Gontier of Three Days Grace, Sarah Harmer, Hawksley Workman, Jason Collett of Broken Social Scene, Darren Dumas of The Salads and the ArtsOffstage Choir under the direction of David Reed. SONG WRITTEN & PRODUCED BY Ian Lefeuvre (The Hundreds and Thousands) and K-OS all put in some hard work at putting this together. Effective?
Not really.
I guess Canadian music "icons"/"moguls" have much less effect on the public at large than some US "idols"/"icons". I mean, when you see Jay-Z endorsing Obama, it has much more of an effect on me than say K-OS telling me to vote for anything BUT the Conservatives. Maybe that's the fundamental difference of a socialist society? Or is it just that Canadians are peacekeepers first and foremost? (don't back this guy, but vote for whomever has the best chance at beating him!?) And they say that Support for the Arts is an election issue!!

So, I would have figured that all the Listeria Hysteria would have died down by NOW...nope! I passed by the Maple Leaf Foods office at St Clair and Yonge and whoa. The MEDIA hype was in full effect. Trucks by CBC, CTV, CityTV, Global, and my MOM were all surrounding the building for a press conference. Then I look at the nearest news-papier (I never read those archaic tablets) and BOOM. Then it hit me....what about the people that actually had to WORK in that plant? What are THEY doing? Are THEY infected? Ewwwwwww.

RIP Warrick Brown. What a way to start off the new season of CSI. I mean, we all knew he was going to die, but it's good to know that the department is corrupt just like in the real world! Happy Trails, Gary Dourdan!

Objexts of My Affliction: I really love this shirt! And the model too! Heck, put BOTH on the Bday list!! Joyce at SinfulThings rules! She could rob a bank, step on a batch of bunny rabbits, knock over some strollers, and ruin Santa Claus for the kids, and she would STILL RULE! Lusting: Halle Boobies...uhh I mean, Halle Burrrrry!
Song of the Day: Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers

What I Gotta Do...I Need You...

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- Causes No Pulling on Hair (unless you like that kind of thing)
- Fixed Heat Setting (works on these cold TDot nights too)
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- Ceramic plates and heating element
- Straightens Hair quickly and effectively
- Comes in PINK, BLUE, or BLACK.
Ladies, don't say I didn't try to told you! Dudes, early Xmas gift or if you need brownie points this fall, don't mess up any further!! Contact Cuzin Rich for pricing and details!

With Kanye showing off the CDG Play tee shirt (see below for performance), does this mean that HEARTS are the New SKULLS?


Big blow to the MTL economy as the F1 pulls out of its last Canadian city. I heard Bobcat McCown say that the MTL F1 race was third to the Superbowl, and Chelsea/Liverpool soccer game in global attendance?? Wow! MTL will be replaced on the circuit by Hungary or Valencia, and they also added Abu Dhabi to the race schedule for next year! I guess the North American economy really scared organizers that badly? Or was it just internal politics and contract disputes? Either way, not good for MTL and race fans in North America.

American Airlines says NO to in-flight porn! And Just when I was about to switch my slave-loyalty from Air Canada! Dammit!

Ack! I got hit by the Bloggarazzi! Ok, it was after my 8th punch from the Double Grey Goose, But Still!! I always got love for you GetJanet! Ack! Look at that redeye! Ack!

Big Shout out to my homegirl EDITH and her lil baby Sarah Reese! Sarah just joined the blog universe community so welcome her with open arms! Fun to watch and learn all things BABY! :) Edith has truly been like a sister to me from sharing the same last name, to playing pranks in High school together, to sweating out UBC English Lit together and all the fun and laughs! Keep on keepin' on Edith and Jon! Are you SURE you don't wanna do Jon and Edith Plus Eight? HAHAHA!

Happy 8th BDay Cara and Mady Gosselin!

Song of the Day: Need You Bad - Jazmine Sullivan
Big Shout Out to MZ HALL. She put me back on to Jazmine when I strayed! Mz Hall and I were supposed to have a squad of Blackanese Babies one day, until she left me for another woman!! Dammit, I Hate it when that happens!! Much Luvs to you MZ HALL!
8 Days left!

To the Limit, To the Wall....

Now, it's ONLY pre-season, I know Raptor Nation. No reason to get excited. Well...duhhhh YAH! I'm getting excited! Just look at the picture on the top!! The Raps beat the Cavs 104-84 in Cleveland in their first preseason action of the early season. The B-Squad looked good so far, let's all hope it lasts straight until April!

So I finish 3-1 for round one of the MLB Playoffs. Now it's the Rays vs Red Sox and Dodgers vs Phillies. I gotta go with the BoSox in the AL and the Phillies in the NL. I guess because of my love for the Giants, I just can't cheer for the Dodgers! Sorry Alyssa Milano!

Kanye premiered his newest video venture "Love Lockdown" on Ellen:

I likes. 'Ye looks like he's got alot on his mind. I hope it's not the beginning of the end.

SOMEONE over at Chevy is thinking along the right lines! The Many faces of the Traverse paired up with the many faces of Mary J, just brilliant. Leave the luggage behind, indeed:


Footage of Reggie Bush last night hitting 22 mph, that's 22 MPH on his punt return for a TD! (He got 2 that night) The Aint's still lost, but I'm redeemed in copping that #25 jersey last year! Well done:


Little Kitty comes to know the meaning of King of the Couch the hard way:


Objexts of My Affliction: Kicktoys brings you Skateboard and BEit Dudes! I see ALOT of potential here! Someone better get me the Homee version! :)
Song of the Day: Through the Wire - Kanye West

Look How Far We Done Came!!
9 days remaining...

This Is That Automatic, I Stay Fresh Like I'm Wrapped In Plastic...

Dear Terrell,
Shuttup. Deal with your stuff (personal or otherwise). Run your routes, know your role, keep your head up. If you really want a ring, and want a ring THIS year, Act Like It.
Sincerely,


Great conversation on the train today:
Homee in the Reggie Bush jersey to cute lil thing in Brand new Jordan 11's (black/red): Hi, nice kicks, mind if I ask where you got 'em?
Cutie: eBay, do you like them?
Homee: They're HOT! eBay? D'you know that they're fakes?
Cutie: No way! How can you tell?
Homee: 97% of everything on eBay is fake!
Cutie: Do you think these are fakes?
Homee: Ummm, yup. Esp if you got them from some seller in China or Taiwan!
Cutie: Aww dam!
Homee: Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Cutie: Thanks anyways. I like your jersey! Who's that?
Homee: Ummm, my stop's here! Gotta go! (exit stage left)

Footage of Jiggaman and Wyclef shows to promote the Vote for Obama in Miami: (Jigga's performance starts around 10:25 no offense to 'Clef)

Seen the diamonds in the sky!

Song of the Day: Universal Mind Control - Common

Bet The Flow Will Break You Down.....

Week 5 in the NFL and great week for my Jersey Roster!! #51 Tatupu on the early game, #9 Romo in the afternoon game, and the white Reggie Bush for the Monday nighter! I love it when my wardrobe is already set for the day for me.

Even though the Seahawks are in tough on the road against the defending champs NYG, they are both coming off a bye week and Seatown has Deion Branch and Bobby Engram back for the first time this whole season.

HASN'T YOUR MOM DONE A "SWAGGER LIKE US" REMIX/FREESTYLE YET??

Ok, so the Cubbies get swept by the Dodgers, and my name is Mudd. Defense does win championships, even in the MLB. Fukudome couldn't get off the plate, and Dempster/Zambrano/Harden just couldn't throw hard enough. Add to that all the errors by the infield, and the Cubbies fans reach a 100 years of the curse. Ok, so I'm 3-1 for the first round of the playoffs....we'll see. At least it saves me from buying my Cubs 08 World Series jersey!
Looks like it was nighty night for Kimbo Slice last night! One shot and he fell like a sack o'potatoes! Looks like it may be curtains for EliteXC and CBS network's forray into MMA. Watch the clip at about 2:20, looks like a "phantom punch" to me!!

I still wouldn't wanna cross Kimbo in a dark hallway.
Janet is still not fully recovered. Had to postpone 4 shows in the last week, MTL, BOS, PHILLY, and it doesn't look good for more cities. If you're city is coming up, I hope you get the chance to see her live. If not, just read my post for Sept 28th! :)
Week 5 NFL postgame notes.
- Haven't burned the Tatupu jersey yet (Boyes) but it's coming soon! It really wasn't his fault, I lay the blame on the secondary the safeties and the corners were lost all afternoon. Add to that, there was NO rhythm between Hass and any WR's. ARGH! 1-3 Seahawks might actually miss the playoffs!
- The Giants go to 4-0 and they deserve it. No Shockey, no Strahan, one game with no Plaxico, and wow, they are winning on both sides of the ball! Defending champs, indeed.
- The Chargers are 2-3 and picked by some to go to the Superbowl! Yah, right.
- The Titans are 5-0 and if you're Detroit, Houston, St.Lou or Cincy, life's just not fair.
- Detroit's 0-4? Someone's going to get fired! No wait, they already did that! Can they keep firing more people? You betcha!
- Indy almost choked again today against Houston, something tells me this season will be a game of inches for them!
- Big Dallas let up against Cincy, but still came out with the win. Suck it up T.O. and just win MORE games!
- Philly's 2-3 with a HEALTHY McNabb? Worry time? YUP.
- I was actually cheering for the Bills today, but not because I've become a Bills fan, it's because I didn't want Zona to get first in the division. Only one problem today, JP Losman. BOO Losman. Buffalo's first loss of the season, and I pin that on HIM! Boo.
I love this time of year.

Oh Ma Gawd!!! I'm getting this no matter what! Punch Out returns for the Nintendo Wii!! Smooth Move!!!

Song of the Day: Breakdown - Fu Schnickens

11 days more...

Well You're Dangerous, Cuz You're Honest...

My boy JJ7 was in town last night as the Lions squeaked away with a 24-20 win over the slumping Argo-nots. With a Sask win and a Cgy loss, the Leo's are now in a 3way tie for first place in the CFL West! JJ& got to play the entire second half as Buck Pierce left the game with a tweaked ankle (ya, right). The second half was more of a defensive plight, but JJ's line for the night was modest: 3/8 for 45 yards, 0 TD's, 0 INT's, but they still got the "W".
Whenever I go to Sporting Events, the fashion I see always amazes me. Hence, here are the top 5 fashion notes on the Argos-Lions game last night:
5. Terrell Owens Cowboys jersey. WTF? Dude, wrong team, wrong league, where are you?
4. Toronto FC jersey. This guy took a left at the wrong intersection and ended up in row 5!
3. Marshawn Lynch Buffalo Bills jersey. See #5. Ok, I can understand that the Bills were in town, but that was a month ago!!
2. Clinton Portis Redskins jersey. What? I might as well have worn MY HOUSHMANDZADEH jersey!! Idiots.
1. Jaromir Jagr Penguins jersey. WTF?? Ummmm Lions, Argonauts. Where the hell do you get off wearing the crybaby, money grubbing, I'm-going-to-Russia, ponytail mullet jersey at a CFL game?
Please note that these were not little kids who don't know any better, and certainly not kids who that is the only thing in their closet. These were GROWN men! My gosh, Armageddon is upon us.
On a side note, we ran into Matt "Road Grill" Dunigan after the game, and for the record, he was a complete, total 100% A&&-Hole! I quizzed him on why the CFL doesn't have an All Star game and was there anything he could do to bring one back? He said the last one was in '88, and he brushed me off like a fleck on his apron! A-Hole. It's ok, his show sucked huge anyways.

If you feel like bundling up and cruising around our fair city tonight, the Nuit Blanche festival is going on tonight only. Part of me is a wee bit curious, but then part of me says that I'm going to get let down by the cold and too many people crowds. Torn. Argh.
WTF? RapCity is getting cancelled? What the HELL is going on at BET? Sure, all good things must come to an end, but really now?
IPhone users can now download the Obama App and turn your phone into Democrat central for the upcoming election! Either way, read this and understand that people could be spying on your iPhone activities even when you're not looking!! At least I'm not on Skype where people are being spied on and hacked regularly!!
Most popular costume for Halloween 08, Barack Obama, followed closely behind by Sarah Palin! Hilarious! I'm going to go as Kim Jong-Il.
Orenthal was found GUILTY of all 12 counts of armed robbery in Vegas. Ironically, it's 13 years to the day that he was acquitted from his murder trial and the whole White Suburban chase fiasco!! He could spend anywheres from 5 yrs to life in prison, we'll find out on Dec 5th! (I'm leaning towards the "life" end of things, enough madness already!)
I dunno about you, but I fear this man:

I love the "If this doesn't work, then I'll switch to this. If that doesn't work, then I'll switch to this" part! Be afraid, be very afraid! KIMBO!!!
This completely kills me! Buzz and Woody play the Dark Knight and Jokester! Love it!

I KNEW I should have taken those video editing electives!!
Rachel Ray is too funny! Check the look on her face!!

Kerry Price of the Habs provides the highlight of the NHL year, and the year hasn't even begun yet! Is that a sign? NHL is doomed.

Song of the Day: Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - U2

Never Quite As It Seems, Never Quite As It Seems...

Vancouver 2010 tickets went open to the public today. Although there are alot more anti-scalper and anti-broker measures in place, I'm sure they'll gobble them up somehow and flip them on ebay for 4-10 times what they're really worth. I've got my eyes on the Gold Medal men's hockey game, the closing ceremonies, men's curling final, bobsled, speed skating long track, and skeleton. Shweeet.
This is the funniest set I've seen in months, brought to you by Richard Kern.

On a sadder note, the ENTIRE staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary were fired!! Yes, all FOUR employees were told to pack their stuff, and get out. Tough times indeed!
Objexts of My Affliction: Munny show hits Ottawa...I LIKE I LIKE!!
Song of the Day: Dreams - Cranberries

Who Do You Love, When You Come Undone?

With all the Janet hubbub, I forgot to show my latest retail therapy result! My newest Merino Wool toque! Seriously, who turned the Cold Switch on this season??

Yes, from my favorite pony brand!

And wait, there's more!! It's Reversible!

Like Marcus Troy says, "real dudes wear toques"! Indeed!
So my girl Katie Lee didn't make it out to the Top 20 of SYTYCD Canada! :( It's alright, I still HEART you BIG TIME Katie!!
I finally got my number registered on the National Do Not Call List! Minor celebrations commenced at 6pm in my apartment. Grey Goose was not not involved.
Jiggaman just keeps piling up the awards! The United Nations Association gets him some hardware for working with Water For Life. Well done, here here!
Russell Peters always speaks da truth! Ladies, if you like to get the jump on trends and avoid the inevitable before the crowds, start humping your closest asian dude now!! Hilarious!

This was sent to my via my boy JBynoe:

you’ve had it.
you had it bad.
yeah. you know what i’m talking about.
whipped. sprung. gone. caught up. caught out there. stuck. hooked. thunderbolted
each word describes that same feeling, that same lustful and libidinous infatuation that gives you that same feeling down there everywhere every time you think about them. this isn’t love. not yet, at least. (although, everyones optimum long-term loving relationship does include these feelings) but it is random doodles and not so random flashbacks at work…the type of ish that’ll get you while you’re sitting at your desk, making you randomly shiver and exclaim “ooh shit!!” like someone just dropped a piece of ice down your shirt, and then nervously looking around to see if anyone noticed your aftershock.
it usually sneaks up on us. one day, you’re minding your own business, daydreaming about crocheting and pears and bowling night and sh*t and then, forty-eight hours later, your body has become a erogenous minefield, a walking, incoherently talking victim of ptfs (post-traumatic f*ck syndrome) and you’re wondering to yourself what the hell just happened and when the hell am i getting some again
thing is, although it sneaks up on us, there usually are subtle indicators that you’re on the sexual springboard, and, as a service from the champ, i’ve decided to give you 3 signs that you very well might be sprung

1. you become gilbert gottfried
i lived in a corner suite (two bedrooms separated by a common/living room type area) with three other roommates my freshman year of college, a somewhat unremarkable arrangement sans for an entertaining bi-weekly occurrence the entire second semester. you see, one of my roommates (jay) had a regular jump-off named kimmie, an extremely demure sophomore who would come through every other saturday afternoon (yes. afternoon!!!), chop it up with us in the living room for a few minutes while we were playing nba live, then head to the bedroom with jay. as you know, dormitory walls are notoriously thin, which makes afternoon sex a community affair, but this obviously didn’t phase kimmie at all.
without fail, within fifteen minutes, the barely audible moaning would began. nothing unusual there though, just your perfunctory garden variety sex moans. soon, though, the moans would then give way to the words. by “the words” i mean that when kimmie was kumming, she’d scream out some of the most bewildering, befuddling, and hilarious word combination’s known to man. from “you’re punching it papachulo” to something that sounded like “f*ckkkkk!! toaster!! f*ckkkkk!! toaster!! f*ckkkkk!! toaster!!”, she’d use horrifically awkward syntax, with word combination’s sounding similar to something you might overhear at in an esl classroom for asian toddlers with tourettes. then, afterwards, she’d come back out with us and play spades or tonk like nothing happened. in hindsight, i probably should have married kimmie.
my point is that there’s sex, good sex, very good sex, and sex that’ll have you doing and saying the most inane and unbelievable sh*t during and directly after the act. the type of sex that’ll make you jump up right afterward and iron clothes butt naked at 3 in the morning while whistling “ordinary people”. nothing you do during or directly after that time can be explained by any type of rational thought or reasoning. basically, you become gilbert gottfried

2. you schedule important sh*t around sex
“you know, even though i dont have any gas, and stopping for gas will insure i wont have any cash to buy lunch today, i need to drive to work instead of catching the bus, just to give me those extra 15 minutes i need this morning to, umm, yeah. f*ck this. i’m driving.”
these are the types of conversations you have with yourself everyday when you’re on the springboard.

3. you’re willing to overlook common sense deal-breakers
she still lives with her ma? so what. stop hating. she has the whole basement to herself anyway.
he has a different colored grill for each season? well…you can’t really tell in the dark.
her baby daddy is kimbo slice? whatever. dat bald n*gga can’t beat me
most of us have been there before, where you’re so into someone that you always find yourself making excuses for them and intentionally ignoring sh*t instead of actually wondering why you’re always making excuses and ignoring sh*t. this is easily the worse by-product of the springboard…the fact that your cognitive sense goes completely to sh*t, and, despite your intelligence, you’re prone to make more bad decisions than tavaris jackson
on a positive note, though, the antagonists in these types of situations have been the muses for some of the best music, movies, and art ever made, so maybe its not all bad.
damn. alot of memories in these paragraphs today.
i need my f*ckin toast
—the champ
Moral of the story: Don't become Gilbert Gottfried!!

I was at my favorite Chinatown bbq spot for some quality wonton today, and a few things came to mind.
(1) Maybe it was The Hundreds sweatshirt I was wearing, but dude in the corner was staring at me the whole time. Like literally gawking. I felt like asking him if he thought he knew me, because I clearly didn't have a clue who he was. He honestly looked like a truck driver, not the big burly ones, the asian straggly dirty ones. I hope he was staring at the shirt because Homee don't swing that way! What drives people to stare?
(2) Asian people age very well. I think out of all the MSG and chicken/pork/duck/mystery meat parts that they eat, all of it washes down with with TEA. I used to notice when I was little that older asian folks dressed like PIMPS. Lacoste, Polo Sport, Fila Sport, I wanted it all. Nowadays, I got my Ralph, Evisu, and Swooshes on my feet. Nothing more, nothing less, in that order. Keep drinking TEA, it's good for you!
(3) I like playing eye tag. Cutie cookie in the opposite corner with her mom/aunt/older friend kept playing eye tag with me the other time I wasn't watching for the lurcher in the corner. Sina reminded me of eye tag when she would do it on the subway with the young boys. Today was my turn at the bbq house. You're it.
(4) Two things always occur to me when ordering Chinese Broccoli (Gai Lan). 1. The memory of my brother ordering it one day and finding a caterpillar under one of the leaves. Completely grossed us all out and we never went back to that place again! They didn't even comp our meal! Sorry bro, had to bring it up! 2. Whenever I get passed #1's fear, I ALWAYS fear of leaving the restaurant with a big green chunk stuck between my teeth!!
I really don't know this guy, so don't ask!
One of these days, I'll film a movie about it all. You'll see!
Song of the Day: Come Undone - Duran Duran