Never Thought I Would Find the Words That Could Stand Up Through Any Weather, Something I Could Say You Could Hear Today, But Stay With You Forever..

I didn't hear anything back from the folks at MuchMusic concerning "the incident" on Saturday, so I decided to try to take things up one level. I'll keep you all posted! Stay Tuned!

This was my fortune from my fortune cookie at lunch today:

"Your Dearest Wish Will Come True..... In Bed!"

I pass by this sign every morning, and I have to giggle because it's SO True!

In fact, I've totally stopped watching the show all together, and have stopped praying for the safety and sanity of the kids. (Esp Aiden and Alexis, my two favorites!) There's a part of me that makes me just want to make it all go away, but unfortunately, this family and the drama/saga will be etched in the annals of time forever!

This is something from my crazy Uncle back in Vancity:

Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face..
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sippinga cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the
Restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with Revenue Canada ..'

HILARIOUS!!

Oh yah, here's a gift from one of my newest friends, Kaysun!

If you're a fan of the Wii, and you know about the Raving Rabbids, then you KNOW who these guys are! SO Hilarious! I MUST find the bubble gum ball machine they came out of and vandalize that thing!!

Kaysun is going to be performing this Saturday at the Opera House too!

Get your tickets in advance and show some love! Here's a sampling of what you might hear:

Song of the Day: Even If - Kaysun