Swine Flu has changed it's name to H1N1, but it's still getting mocked all over Twitter: The Fail Whale is on Vacaton!
Loyal readers: Go check out the new YOUNGFRESHNEW.COM! She's part of the Twitter Massive and definitely bringing the A-Game to the table!
Don't forget, this comes out on Friday!!! I'm so Super Geeked for this one! Not so much for Hugh Jackman, but moreso for Wolverine. The best part is that next week is Star Trek, and the week after is Angels and Demons! Finally, Hollyhood got a month of releases right for May!
Retail news: The Forzani Group is projecting a $1 Billion increase over the next five years. Hmm, the plan looks good on paper, but you're missing one thing: The Homee factor! That AW Streetwear hasn't been the same ever since I left! Hmm, I wonder if I should come with a pitch?
On the other side of the retail fence, Abercrombie is looking at closing their Ruehl chain of stores. NO! That's not the way to do it! Half the continent has barely even seen or heard any Ruehl product! (side note: it's basically the same as Abercrombie and Hollister, comes out of the same design crew, and same factories, but it's a different logo!) Either way, it's a fresh new product that can live on for at least a few more years to a different new consumer segment! Yeesh, how many times do I have to told them?
This is a Cunt Punt: Brought to you by TechBabe. I'm SO lovin' it!!
So the new Flip Ultra HD is out!! I'm not sure I like the fact that it's bigger and chunkier than the regular Flip Ultra. I still use my Flip Ultra but I would expect that it would have gotten smaller and slimmer!?!? I like the HD factor, and the 2 hour footage worth of memory. I'll most likely check it out when it comes to Canada and let you know the Homee verdict!
LolCats still rule:
And one last thing for the Fellas: The Big Book of Legs! Wowzers!! Just Bring it! (I like the hint of Camel Toe on the cover! Make you look, Made you look!) Kitties and Bikinis... I need to make a tee shirt of some sort...
Alot of people ask me for retail advice and try to get free ideas off of me. Most of the times, I'll be glad to oblige and share some sort of wisdom and kind words, but usually not the whole entire business plan. One piece of good advice my future store will have, This is what our receipt will look like: We WILL Reserve the Right to Punch You in the Face!! Bahahahaha!
Parents, be careful when you let your kids do THIS too much: Eventually, they grow up to be like THIS: BAHAHAHAA! Photo brought to you by Look At This Fcuking Hipster!! Total Hilarity!!
So yesterday's Bacon Lube wasn't good enough for you, huh? It's ALL GOOD! We got Bacon Vodka!! "Bakon Vodka is also a great Bar-B-Q companion. Use it in a marinade or sip it chilled with a steak. Check out our recipes section for more ideas." Yah right, show up to my BBQ with this puppy and you'll get laughed right off the patio!!
So Complex readers are completely making me lose hope for the Future. They all voted Kanye as the winner of the Complex Style War over Jay-Z. Here's Kanye's acceptance 'speech': I totally trust that this is from the fingertips of Kanye mostly because it has his cheezy spelling mistakes, poor grammar and all. A Ghost Blogger would have probably used SpellCheck!
Speaking of Style, this pic KILLS ME! Even Biggie is protecting himself from the Swine Flu! The Hypnotizing Effects of LolCats: And if you don't like that cat pic, you'll Love this one: C'mon now...where else are you going to see Cute Cats and Bikinis?? For the Fellas!! Baow Chikka Wow Wowww!!
Song of the Day: Hand In Hand - DJ Quik ft Second 2 None, El Debarge
If you don't know what this is, you should stop reading my blog!! Or better yet, keep reading, because you might just get edumacated!!
Turns out that LL Cool J's clothing line at Sears has finally died. I tried to told them that it was not the right time, and not the right place! At least the market cleansing is starting to take it's course. Keep going Mr Recession, keep cleaning!!
Moet Hennessy sales were down 35% in the first quarter of 2009. I guess I converted too many people over to Grey Goose?? Ooops, I'm sorry!
Looks like I'm long overdue for an NYC trip. Wondering if I can coordinate it with this Polo Partay?? June 20th sounds like a good time to get to the Apple!! Find out more! Stay Tuned!!!
Song of the Day: You Are the Sunshine of My Life - Stevie Wonder
Check out what's shakin over at CNG Concepts. Something's about to blow up over there!
The dudes that renovated the Holt's were comissioned to reno the Brown Thomas in Dublin. Looks to me like a cross between Holt's and the Zara on Bloor. Retail definitely needs some rethinking!
Too many people are getting frantic over this Swine Flu thing. You could always enjoy some Bacon Lube to keep that "oh-so-bacon" feeling and still stay safe! And for those of you who like to play on the Wild Side... there's Baconnaise!! That's right! Now your Mayo can taste like Bacon too!! I actually know some people who would at least try it, nevermind buy two jars worth of it!
Fellas, tell your ladies to look away now! Ladies, stop reading please! This is a 7.03 carat blue diamond going up for auction in Geneva. Looks like it'll fetch $8 Million - $12 Million! Yikes! 649 ain't got nothing on this rock!! Thank Gawd Capital M is happy with her rock! ;)
Song of the Day: Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel - Tavares
This is absolutely HILAIRIOUS! Brought to you by a really cool chick @Desboobs. This is how I felt this morning after Pitchers and Pool, but minus the panties! BAHAHAHAA!
Capital M and I made a run for Dirty Pho because I was craving for pho all week long. Chinatown is always the bestest place for Dirty Pho!
I finally figured out that I'm slightly obsessed with the CN Tower. (1) because when I was little, they convinced me that it was mine because it had my initials on it! (2) it symbolizes that you're officially downtown. (3) I don't think I could stand living in the boonies aka not in sight of the CN Tower.
Boobies greeting you at the front door! Take that @Desboobs!!
NO, this isn't real snow, and NO this isn't from the winter! They're filming somthing at Casa Loma that obviously has a winter theme to it. We didn't do any further investigation into it, but I'm sure it'll pop up in about 8-9 months after production.
Can you guess who this is? Uhhmmm Steve Urkel? Really? C'mon now!! Really?
Folks, if you're looking for Real Estate in the GTA, come check out Allison!! She's on Twitter too, and she's part of the Twitter TO Massive! It's a buyer's market out there, so don't be afraid of getting into some property!!
The LOLCats still forever rule: Lucky for me, I can still beat Leo in our Staring Contests!
Cherish The Weekends!! A code I always live by. If you have a M-F, 9-5 (or 9-6 for me), then you Must Cherish Your Weekends!! Started out the day with doing Laundry, packed up a couple of boxes (we're moving, remember?), vaccuumed, and still made it in time for McD's breakfast!! Me? I Know!! Here's a fun experiment to do with McD's fries or Hashbrowns in this case: Take the Hashbrown and lay it flat on a napkin. Wait for 5-10 mins if you can hold out that long. See all that grease that's soaked into the paper? That could have been in your intestinal tract!!
Kinda makes you think twice about eating McD's food any longer! But it's SOOO Good tasting though! Bahahaha!
Great weather outside, and the next generation of Sex and the City was in full effect! Bring out the Skirts and the Open Toe'd Shoes!!
Urban Renewal, or just plain eyesore? I wouldn't mind living in this tower that's going up, but only if I was facing south. Yes, I'm a picky princess like that.
Peter Pan, one of my life long influences.
There's a certain Suns Fan out there that is going to kidnap this Steve Nash cardboard contest sign. If it goes missing, I'll know where to find it!
The epitome of Toronto life. People on the go, going places, in a hurry, but still not sure where they're really going. Like this guy, Where is he going?? Really?
I would still drive my '89 Honda Civic Chitty Chitty Bang Bang than have to drive this thing around! Whenever I see one around town, I look around to see if someone has got a Radio Controlled controller making it go around!
Capital M and I decided to give the new Ice Cream Store a try at the Lollipop Club. Make sure you Drop Your PARTY off Here!! Priceless!
I LOVE what they've done with the inside! The Plexiglass boxes filled with candy candy candy!!
Mmmm, Gummy Bears and Sour Patch Kids. Mmmm. Capital M had the Pistachio with Black Cherry. I had the Malted Chocolate with the Coffee Toffee. They were all sold out of Burnt Marshmallow, but we got to lick the bottom of the bucket! Bahahahaa!
They even have a 5-Star cleanliness rating, the ONLY Ice Cream shop in the city to have that high of a rating for cleanliness! The owner is always wiping off fingerprints, and has Mr Clean sanitary wipes all over the place! Kinda crazy, but hey, it works!
Those who know me really well, know that I've had a crush on Alyssa Milano even since the days of Sam on Who's the Boss! You also know she's a die-hard Dodgers fan, and even has her own MLB Ladies clothing line. Alyssa's doing a book signing today, and I really wish I was back in the Bay Area. *le sigh*
Some weekend Lol Cat fun: So totally Leo.
Beware, your cat may also be a Terminator, sent to the Past from the Future to prevent the destruction of all Human-kind. And make sure that Treats never run out!
Kudos to Quiet Storm, Benny Bing, Oil_Money, and Toby for a great night at Pitchers and Pool! We shut the place down, and definitely killed the laughs department! Highlights included: -Dude who filled up two urinals full of barf because it was his "birthday" and his friends got him completely sh*tfaced! Not a good look dude, and please take off your silly hat. -Girls who pass by on their way to the bathroom and check out other dudes, even though they are there with their bf's. -Waitresses who really suck at their jobs. -Male waitresses who show that the economy is in a really bad spot right now. -Girls who come out of the bathroom trying to look fly, but they have that string of Toilet Paper dangling on their shoe, and they don't even notice it even when they get back to their table and sit down. -Highlights of the many diverse uses of the middle finger salute. -Drunken people trying to dance, and they couldn't dance even if they were sober! -Drunken caucasian girl sitting beside us with her beer gut peeking out of her shirt. -Complaining about the Garmento's and Schmolowitz's in Montreal who are controlling all the brands in the wrong way. -Girls walking in the rain with no jacket, and shivering like a leaf in the wind. All in all, good/Great times! We must do this again.
Today marks the death anniversary of Lisa Left Eye Lopes of TLC. Take a minute and remember the good she brought with her and filled our souls with music and lyrics that still stay with us today. Your Legacy will not be forgotten!
Song of the Day: Watch Out Now - Beatnuts This song will play at my funeral also, even if just the instrumental version. Sonar Squad!! LEGENDARY Times!!
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