Ok, I know times are tough in retail, but are they really THIS tough?? JC Penney falls 50% profit in Q1!!! Canyou say "Store Closings"?? Wow! I shudder to think of the cutbacks, layoffs, cost cutting, and craziness that is going to ensue here!! Macy's doesn't look so bad with their loss of $59 Mill in Q1!! UGLEEEEE!!
On the light at the end of the tunnel, Urban Outfitters posted a 45% increase for Q1. Lessons learned, just have to follow the blueprint, people!!
The Jordan Brand has a new president, Keith Houlemard. Sorry Kwas, I guess you just missed it by a H-Air!! All good, we are still going to take over the world regardless!!
Brace yourselves, Burma's looking at another storm to hit on Friday. Dang. This is just getting out of control!!
Congrats to Oprah who cancelled her own show herself! The Big Give will not be back, mainly because they are getting sued by the person who initially pitched the idea. Smooth move!
If you have a weak stomach, don't read this article. What is it with problems with Austrian people in the news today?? This guy may have had some money problems, but come on now... this is just ridiculous!
Sorry Fellas, not only in Halle the top of the list of MILF's, but she's also off the market!! Congrats Halle, you deserve it!!
It's ok though, Shania is now back on the market!! The race is on!
Canadians always have the advantage for drugs, the morning-after pill Plan B is now over the counter! I wonder how many Americans are going to drive across the border for those? Will they have to start searching cross-border luggage for these pills?
Is it just me, or is Timmy's in some serious legal woes lately? Free Timbits, stolen Toonies, for all the spare change they collect in those charity plexiglas cases, I'm sure they could solve a few problems here and there!
Pretty interesting comparison of NYC to Liberty City by Matthew Johnson. Amazing what these games are coming to nowadays!! I wonder when the next virtual Earth game comes out with tours in every major city!! Too much to ask for? Just you wait and see!
Fraggle Rock fans unite!! The retro Jim Henson TV show comes to the big screen! I'm getting my Boober tee shirt ready!!!
Triumph gets the nod for Lingerie that can charge my iPod! Nice!! What comes next after Solar Powered Bras?? You got it!!!
Footage of the Kanye party last night from Bobby Hundreds:
I'm in Stitches laughing my ARSE off! I've always wanted to do this in a Yoga class!!
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Objexts of My Affliction: Nike Magnificent 7: South Beach Collection. Niiiiiiiice. Bloc 28 by Disney is creating some way cool Buzz!! And who the heck in the world is the Asian girl in the Mickey Suspenders?? NIIIIIIICE!!! (funny how they captured that Mickey was a graf artist with the gloves on!!) Christina Aguilera is Seriously going to poke somebody's eyes out!! Tyler Stout needs to get me a copy of that Big Trouble in Little China redux poster!!! Hilarious!!
Song of the Day: Pour Da Water On 'Em - Busta Rhymes